pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
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Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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