The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
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I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
We’re leaving where are you
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