I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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