her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Then you guys just all showered together...?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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