"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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