he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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