Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I wish I could punch you in the face.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
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Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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