remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
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just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
We need to get me chipped asap
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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