Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
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He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
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In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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