dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
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They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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