i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
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Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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