super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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