I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.