That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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