btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
is wine microwaveable?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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