Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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