Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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