just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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