did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
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You've created a tinder dominating monster.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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