Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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