When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
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You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.