sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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