Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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