i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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