well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
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Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...