So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
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also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.