I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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