i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
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my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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