Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
You don't make any sense
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You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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