Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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