Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
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I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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