Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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