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I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis

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(313): I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis http://tfl.nu/f8bv

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you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."

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(206): you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing." http://tfl.nu/7ght

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I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.

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(913): I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough. http://tfl.nu/u5ru

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it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.

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(239): it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming. http://tfl.nu/ara4

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(616): View more from Michigan

On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.

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(616): On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey. http://tfl.nu/p3t0

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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.

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(207): So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town. http://tfl.nu/b29o

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(562): View more from California

Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.

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(562): Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek. http://tfl.nu/3lde

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Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.

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(678): Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation. http://tfl.nu/0izo

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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.

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(513): College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester. http://tfl.nu/dsii

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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.

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(781): He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory. http://tfl.nu/fp19

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also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.

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(509): also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight. http://tfl.nu/qnxk

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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face

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(320): I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face http://tfl.nu/yj9t

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Slow dancing with the chandelier.

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(828): Slow dancing with the chandelier. http://tfl.nu/w34r

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i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???

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(413): i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown??? http://tfl.nu/ek0c

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I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.

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(281): I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot. http://tfl.nu/j0eg

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