When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
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I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
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Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha