Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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