i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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