did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
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