Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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