she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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