She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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