I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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