How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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