dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
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Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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