I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
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The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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