There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
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I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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