Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
two words: eviction party
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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