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She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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