She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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