so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
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also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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