Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
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did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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