she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.