Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back