She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
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The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..