you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
